Cockwomble.

Studies by really clever (and therefore sweary) boffins show that swearing means you are smarter and have a better vocabulary that the average twat on the street.  Match this with the fantabolous flexibility of the English Language as exemplified in Roger’s Profanisaurus, and behold the splender of Dirty Trinkets jewellery – as satisfying as Friday Foal and as surprising as a Milkmans Bonus!

We design and 3D print sweary and smutty jewellery.  So get your thinking caps on, reclaim the English Language and keep swearing.

Find out about 3D printing smut.